Just "Fred"___A Must read for any COP

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  1. pupcuss27

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    May 13, 2007
    JUST Fred

    A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.
    He asks the man his name "Fred," he replies.
    "Fred what?" the officer asks.
    "Just Fred," the man responds.
    The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the
    fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The
    officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that
    he used to have a last name but lost it.

    The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.

    "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
    The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me."

    "I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids
    used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied
    hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor.

    I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and
    finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

    "After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back
    to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school,
    got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.

    "Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my
    assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS,
    with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my
    DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD. Then the AMA found out
    about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they
    took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.

    Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred."

    The officer walked away in tears, laughing.