Five Canadian Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first, a Ontario surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded." The third, a B.C. Surgeon, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. But the fifth, a Newfoundla nd surgeon, shut them all up when he observed:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. The others asked why? There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the *** are interchangeable.