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Just a push

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 11, 2006.

  1. okie

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    A man charged with assault and battery insisted at his trial that he had just pushed his victim "a little bit". When he was pressured by the prosecutor to illustrate just how hard, the
    defendant approached the lawyer, slapped him in the face, grabbed him firmly by the lapels and flung him over the table.

    He then faced judge and jury and calmly declared, "I would say it was about one-tenth that hard."