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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 22, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel: "An intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising from an adequate cause, such as when a spouse's mate is found in a 'compromising position.'"

    "See, I have a problem with that passion business," responded one jury candidate. "During my first marriage, I came in and found my husband in bed with my neighbor. All I did was
    divorce him. I had no idea that I could have shot him."

    She wasn't selected for the jury.
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Okie,

    I owe you one, or two, or three. Keep the jokes coming man. You've got some dandies.

    Koski
     

  3. GroovedG19

    GroovedG19 Laguna Blue AP2

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    Knowledge is power.;a
    ;f

    LOL!
     
  4. allhowl

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    Talk about oweing several drinks to the man, here here. Okie is the greatest jokester ever. Hope someday to buy him a few.:)