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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Oct 30, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about 2 miles north
    >of the Pa/Md state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding,
    >the driver answered that he was a
    > magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Harrisburg to do a show that
    >night at the Zembo Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late. The Trooper
    >told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a
    >little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.
    >
    > The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead
    >and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some
    >flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The
    >juggler stated that he could,so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed
    >them to the juggler.
    >
    > While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol
    >car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to
    >the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
    >
    > The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened
    >the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
    >
    > The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, cause there's no
    >way I can pass that test." >>
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  2. Aquanewt

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    That would be I-83, but other wise an amusing joke
     

  3. Squirt Gun

    Squirt Gun

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    Interstate 81 runs right past my back door, then through West Virginia for 26 miles, then through MD for 12 miles, then in to PA.

    So it could have been 81, not 83.;)
     
  4. Bandito27

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    You mean they have PAVED road and COPS in PA... getting ahead of yourselves aren't you now.?

    I thought PA was just to take up space between NY and the VA's....

    Well, at least I cant get Fireworks from PA.. ;i