close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Judgement day

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 24, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Messages:
    64,670
    Likes Received:
    1,546
    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2001
    Location:
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of
    Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you --
    we've looked at your life, and your really didn't do anything particularly
    good or bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us
    anything you did that can help us make a decision?"

    The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was
    driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of
    bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of
    the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body
    and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his
    nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or
    they would have to deal with me!"

    "I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?"

    "About two minutes ago," came the reply.
     
  2. chevrofreak

    chevrofreak Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,696
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2001
    Location:
    Billings, Montana

  3. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

    Messages:
    4,834
    Likes Received:
    818
    Joined:
    May 8, 2001
    Location:
    Right behind you.
  4. GeorgeCA

    GeorgeCA Millennium Member

    Messages:
    61
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 14, 1999
    ;f ;a ;f ;c ;c ;c