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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 1, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed.

    The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."