Juan

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  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's
    got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says,
    "What's in the bags?"
    "Sand," answered Juan.
    The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike."
    The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and
    finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the
    sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in
    the bags.
    The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto
    the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
    A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you
    got?"
    "Sand," says Juan.
    The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags
    contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan
    crosses the border on his bicycle.
    This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years.
    Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a
    Cantina in Mexico.
    "Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something.
    It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about.....
    I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
    Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."
     
  2. Blitzer

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    My friend from Ukranie tells this story;

    Igor

    Igor comes up to the Polish border pushing a wheelbarrow. He's
    got a pile of straw in it.

    The guard stops him and says,
    "What's in the straw?"
    "Nothing," answered Igor.

    The guard says, "We'll just see about that drop the wheelbarrow."
    The guard dumps the straw and rips it apart and finds nothing but straw. He detains Igor overnight and has the straw analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure straw in the wheelbarrow.

    The guard releases Igor, puts the straw in the wheelbarrow and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you
    got?"

    "Straw," says Igor.

    The guard does his thorough examination and discovers nothing but straw. He gives the straw back to Igor, and Igor crosses the border pushing the wheelbarrow.

    This sequence of events repeated every day for three years.
    Finally, Igor doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a
    bar in Poland.

    "Hey, Igor," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something and it's been driving me crazy. It's all I think about... I can't sleep!
    Just between you and me, what were you smuggling?"

    Igor takes a sip of his beer and says, "Wheelbarrows."
    ;f