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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by major, Jun 19, 2008.

  1. major

    major Rejected member

    Aug 19, 2001
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    Cochrane, Alberta
    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
    for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger
    sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
    miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when
    she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
    deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
    that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
    told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my
    life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, an d if you want one last wild
    fling, just come up and get me."

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
    stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
    front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and
    behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
    happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man
    for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

    And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car
  2. eddief4


    Jun 8, 2006
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    Fort Myers, Florida