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  1. TexasG27

    TexasG27

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    A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. Reducing his altitude, he
    spotted a woman on the ground below and asked for help. "Excuse me," he
    said when she was within earshot. "Can you help me? I don't know where I
    am and promised a friend I would me him an hour ago.: The woman looked up
    at him and said, "Sure. You are in a hot air balloon, about thirty feet
    above ground. Your location is between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and
    59 and 60 degrees west longitude." Hearing this, the man in the balloon
    became irritated. Looking down at her he asked,"Are you a Republican?"
    "Yes," she replied. "How did you know?"
    "Well," he snapped, "the information you've given me is probably technically
    correct, but I haven't the foggiest idea what to do with it. I am still
    lost, my friend is still waiting for me, and frankly you haven't been any
    help at all."
    "Are you a Democrat?" the woman asked.
    "Yes," he said. "How did you know?"
    "Easy," she answered. "You don't know where you are, and you don't know
    where you're going. You've risen to your present position on a large
    quantity of hot air, you've made promises you have no idea how to keep, and
    you expect me to solve your problem. Moreover, you're in the same position
    as when we met, but you found a way to blame your predicament on me."
     
  2. USMCsilver

    USMCsilver Boat Life ©

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  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    That aint no joke that is the truth;P ;f
     
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    [/joke] ;)



    Good one!
     
  5. chip00

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    Did this joke originate with WalterGA?;f