Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pistolwhipped, Oct 28, 2002.

  1. pistolwhipped

    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    Aug 3, 2000
    Tampa, Florida
    A man goes up to the minister at a local church. " Reverend," he said , "I have a problem. My wife keeps failling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing , not to mention disrespectful. What should I do ?"

    " I've noticed this and I have an idea , if you are up to the task." said the reverend. " Take this hat pin with you. I will be able to tell when Mrs. Jones is sleeping. I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion , you give her a gouge in the leg with the pin."

    In church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off. Noticing this the reverend put his plan to work.
    "And who made the ultimate sacrefice for you?" He nodded to Mr. Jones.
    "Jesus!" cried Mrs.Jones as her husband jabbed her leg with the hat pin.
    "Yes! , you are correct", came the ministers quick reply.

    Soon , Mrs. Jones drifted off again. And again the minister noticed.
    "Who is your redeemer?", he asked the congregation, motioning toward Mr Jones.
    "My God!" howled Mrs Jones as she was again stuck with the pin.

    "Right again !" bellowed the minister, with a slight grin on his face.

    Before long Mrs Jones again winked off. This time however , the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon , he made hand jesters that Mr Jones mistook for the signal to poke his wife with the hat pin again.

    The minister asked , "What did Eve say to Adam when she bore him his 99th son?"

    Mrs Jones screemed , "You stick that thing in me one more time and I break it in half and shove it up your *** !"

    "Amen !", replied all of the women in the church.
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Feb 21, 2002
    State of Confusion
    pistolwhipped, I'm gonna share that one. Thanks Eddie:)