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[joke] Why handguns are better than women

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CoolGlock23, Sep 3, 2003.

  1. CoolGlock23

    CoolGlock23 "Dodge This!"

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    Somebody (non-gun lover) forwarded this to me. Enjoy!

    TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN A WOMAN
    > #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s
    > #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another
    > for when you're on the road.
    > #8 - If you admire a friends handgun, and tell him so,
    > he will probably let you try it out a few times.
    > #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
    > backup.
    > #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're
    > out of ammo.
    > #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
    > #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the
    > month.
    > #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me
    > look fat?"
    > #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after
    > you use it.
    > AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
    > WOMAN:
    > #1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
     
  2. pekerdog

    pekerdog

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