Ok, I'll get this one started. The Lone Ranger and Silver were riding into the sunset one day, when all of a sudden, they were ambushed by Mexican Banditos. The Banditos encircle the Lone Ranger and Silver, and say they have waited for this moment for a long time, and intend on killing the Lone Ranger. The Lone Ranger dismounts Silver and says, "Ok, Ok, you got me. Just Let me have one last word with my beloved horse Silver. The banditos look at each other, shrug thier shoulders and agree. So The Lone Ranger cups his hand, and whispers something into Silvers ear. Just then Silver takes off in a cloud of dust. Just as the Banditos were getting ready to shoot the Lone Ranger, Silver comes barreling through the crowd with a beautiful, naked, woman on his back. Again, the banditos look at each other and shrug thier shoulders. Just then, the Lone Ranger says in a muffled and angry tone "Can I have just one more word with Silver before you kill me?" The banditos agree, and the Lone Ranger again goes up to Silver and cups his hand and YELLS into Silvers ear...."I said POSSY!!"