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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by stk10767, May 31, 2003.

  1. stk10767

    stk10767

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    Ok, I'll get this one started.



    The Lone Ranger and Silver were riding into the sunset one day, when all of a sudden, they were ambushed by Mexican Banditos. The Banditos encircle the Lone Ranger and Silver, and say they have waited for this moment for a long time, and intend on killing the Lone Ranger.
    The Lone Ranger dismounts Silver and says, "Ok, Ok, you got me. Just Let me have one last word with my beloved horse Silver. The banditos look at each other, shrug thier shoulders and agree. So The Lone Ranger cups his hand, and whispers something into Silvers ear. Just then Silver takes off in a cloud of dust.
    Just as the Banditos were getting ready to shoot the Lone Ranger, Silver comes barreling through the crowd with a beautiful, naked, woman on his back. Again, the banditos look at each other and shrug thier shoulders. Just then, the Lone Ranger says in a muffled and angry tone "Can I have just one more word with Silver before you kill me?"
    The banditos agree, and the Lone Ranger again goes up to Silver and cups his hand and YELLS into Silvers ear...."I said POSSY!!"
     
  2. Texas T

    Texas T TX expatriate CLM

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    Isn't this why we have a Lighter Side forum?
     

  3. stk10767

    stk10767

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    Oh relax.



    Ooh...Ooh I have another one.

    How many GT members does it take to ruin a perfectly harmless, funny, and carefree thread???












    Just one if your name is Texas T!!;g
     
  4. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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  5. USMCsilver

    USMCsilver Boat Life ©

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    When I saw the thread's title, that's the first thing that went through my pea brain, too, Texas.
     
  6. DWavs

    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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    Me too. I guess the answer to the second joke is up to 4 now?
     
  7. python1340

    python1340 Licensed to Ill

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    THE LIGHTER SIDE

    P.S. - that joke is waaaaay old
     
  8. mjs

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    This thread's a joke. ::rimshot::
    <p align=center>;f</p>
     
  9. Oracle In Training

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    I got a bigger laugh out of that comment than the joke.


    ;a
     
  10. whiskerz

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    and the Lone Ranger disguised as a pool table gets his balls racked by Tonto..................;f ;h