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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by GlockinNJ, Dec 24, 2012.

  1. GlockinNJ

    GlockinNJ

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    Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

    EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF
    SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

    'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's
    somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

    'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the
    shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

    'How much do you charge?'

    'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

    'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

    Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why
    didn't you come to see me about those fears you were
    having?' he asked.

    'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year
    is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I
    was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

    'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how,
    may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

    'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody
    under there now!'

    FORGET THE SHRINKS..

    HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
     
  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Best part is the bartender has a customer for life. LOL