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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Arquebus12, Jan 23, 2010.

  1. Arquebus12

    Arquebus12 Non-broccophobe CLM

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    From an email I got...

    > Kentucky Dating
    >
    > A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.
    > He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
    > The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
    > Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
    > He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.
    > Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
    > The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer?'
    > The cop says: 'What are you doing?'
    > The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine..'
    > Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: 'And her, what is she doing?'
    > The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.'
    > Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane ... and nothing obscene is happening!
    > The cop asks: 'What's your age, young man?'
    > The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'
    > The cop asks: 'And her ... what's her age?'
    >
    > The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'


    :rimshot:
     
  2. 03 Jarhead

    03 Jarhead Stiff Member

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  3. Ol Timer

    Ol Timer ↓ hog hunter ↓ Millennium Member

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    Sure didn't see that one coming. :animlol:
     
  4. american lockpicker

    american lockpicker License to Il

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    LOL thats the best joke I've ever heard. :supergrin:
     
  5. DScottHewitt

    DScottHewitt EMT-B

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    That is great. Never heard that one before.
     
  6. eXistenZ

    eXistenZ Play it.

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    One of my personal favorites.
     
  7. silentpoet

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    Age of consent is probably lower than 18.
     
  8. eXistenZ

    eXistenZ Play it.

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    Alaska its 16.
     
  9. DRZ

    DRZ

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    Ditto.
     
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  10. mad.gunsmith

    mad.gunsmith NRA and GSSF Life Member Silver Member

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    okie GT Mayor

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  12. Lone_Wolfe

    Lone_Wolfe Sandbox Refugee CLM

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    ^ ^ ^ What he said. :animlol:
     
  13. WolfNotSheep

    WolfNotSheep Tackleberry

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    Awesome. That ones getting shared when I go back in to work in a couple days.
     
  14. robin303

    robin303 Helicopter Nut

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: That was a good one.
     
  15. John Galt

    John Galt Anti-Federalist

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  16. kahrcarrier

    kahrcarrier FAHRENHEIT

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    Kentucky?

    I expected some degree of incest in the joke................ Really. :whistling:
     
  17. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    A man decided to take the day off from work, and is sleeping in next to his wife. The phone rings, and he picks it up... "How the hell should I know, we're 50 miles inland!!" and he hangs up angrily. The wife asks "who was that?" He replies "Some dumbass was asking if the coast was clear."
     
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    Sometimes I wake up grumpy. But most of the time I just let her sleep.
     
  20. lanternlad

    lanternlad Mythmatician

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    A young man is sitting in his Catholic Catechism class, and is falling asleep at his desk out of boredom. The nun teaching the class, Sister Mary Catherine, sees this and decides that she will shame him if front of the others by calling on him to answer a question.

    "Jimmy!" says the sister. "Who died on the cross for your sins?!"

    A girl next to Jimmy pokes Jimmy with a pin to wake him up.

    "Jesus Christ!" exclaims Jimmy, rubbing his arm and staring at the girl maliciously.

    "Correct." says the nun, dissapointed that her ploy hadn't worked.

    A little later Jimmy starts nodding off again, so the nun tries her trick again.

    "Jimmy!" she says. "Who is the head of the Holy Trinity?!"

    The girl near Jimmy jabs him with the pin again.

    "God Almighty!" exclaimes Jimmy, rubbing his arm and again glaring maliciously at the girl angrily.

    A little while later, Jimmy again starts nodding off, and the nun decides to try her trick again, this time with a trick question.

    "Jimmy!" the nun says. "What did Eve say to Adam in the garden of Eden?!"

    The girl jabs Jimmy again with the pin. Jimmy wakes with a start, turns to the girl and says "If you touch me with that again, I'm going to freakin' kill you."