John O'Reilly

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jun 6, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    >John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
    >me life, between the legs of me wife!
    >That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
    >He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
    >toast of the
    >night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said,
    >"Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me
    >"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran
    >into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man
    >chuckled leeringly
    >and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast
    >about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
    >meself. You know,
    >he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep,
    >and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."