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John Howard visiting President Bush

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  1. OSSI

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    Our Premier John Howard was visiting President Bush.
    They were sitting in the Oval Office and did some small talk.
    John Howard said: "George, I am very impressed woth your cabinet.
    How do you select them?" Bush replied" Thanks John, they all have to pass a test." "Test?" asked john Howard, what test?"
    And Bush said:" I'll show you."

    He called Donald Rumsfeld into his office, and when he arived he asked him: " Don, who is that? Same Mother, same Father, but it is not your brother and not your sister?" And Rumsfeld replied: "That's me."
    John Howard was very impressed.

    As soon as he got home, he called his Treasurer Peter Costello and asked him: "Peter, who is that? Same Mother, same Father, but it is not your brother and not your sister." Costello was thinking and thinking and he wouldn't have a clue. Howard said: "I want an answer until tomorrow morning.
    Costello leaves and on the way back to his office he meets John Anderson, the Vice Premier. He said: "John, I have a question.Who is that? Same Mother, same father, but it is not your brother and not your sister." Anderson thinks and said:" That is easy, it is me."

    Costello rushes back to John Howard's office and said: "I know, I know, it is me."
    John Howard replies:"No, you bloody idiot, it is Donald Rumsfeld