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John Hinkley

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by OMEGA5, Apr 10, 2004.

  1. OMEGA5

    OMEGA5

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    Subject: John Hinkley

    You may know they've released John Hinckley from the mental facility for
    unsupervised visits to his parent's home on weekends. For those of you who
    may be too young to remember, John Hinckley shot President RonaldReagan to
    impress actress Jodie Foster. Here is a nice letter from the President:

    THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON D. C.

    Mr. John Hinckley St. Elizabeth's Hospital Washington, DC

    Dear John:

    Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovery
    from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you arenow able to
    have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at the hospital
    reports that you are doing fine.

    I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I would
    appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents. I would hope
    that if there is anything that you need at the hospital, you would let us
    know.

    By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jodie Foster?

    Sincerely,

    George W. Bush President

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