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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pt945, Apr 27, 2004.

  1. pt945

    pt945 GLOCK 17

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    You may know they've released John Hinckley from the mental
    facility for unsupervised visits to his parent's home on
    weekends. For those of you who may be too young to remember
    John Hinckley shot President Ronald Reagan to impress the
    actress Jodie Foster.

    This is such a nice letter from the President:

    THE WHITE HOUSE
    WASHINGTON D.C.

    Mr. John Hinckley
    St. Elizabeth's Hospital
    Washington, DC

    Dear John:

    Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent
    progress in recovery from your mental problems. We were
    pleased to hear that you are now able to have unsupervised
    visits with your parents. The staff at the hospital has
    reported that you are doing fine.

    I have decided to seek a second term in office as your
    president and I would appreciate your support and the
    support of your fine parents.

    I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the
    hospital, you would let us know.

    By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody
    Foster?

    Sincerely,
    George W. Bush
    President


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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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  3. 7.62mmFMJ

    7.62mmFMJ Always Forward

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