You might recall John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved her to the point he wanted to make himself well known to her, so he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released since having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain intercepted this past weekend by the staff at the mental facility, treating Hinckley: To: John Hinckley From: John McCain My wife and I are pleased with the great strides you are making with your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non-partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout. We also want you to know no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man. Best Wishes, John and Cindy McCain PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a wind storm. Just thought you should know.