John Cleese Revokes American Independence

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  1. lanternlad

    lanternlad Mythmatician

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    This is an oldie but goodie back from the 2000 Bush/Gore elections. In light of the current political climate I thought a laugh would be good.



     
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    Hehe. Pretty funny. I had never seen it afore.
     

  3. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    I have to give Cleese a kudo. He's been consistently funny for a very long time. I think the Basil years were his best. ;)
     
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    Except Utah. :rock: We win!
     
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    I never thought that guy was funny.
     
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    Oddly enough I can see some merit to points 9 (At least about German cars), 12 (Newcastle or Guiness :supergrin: ) and 14 (With one caveat - too many lawyers and therapists - not enough guns :rofl:)
     
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    HiddenEyes It can be done

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    England can't get their own house in order and they are far worse off on their best days than we are on our worst days. It is really sad what leftist thinking and policy have done to that once great nation.




    Mr. HE:cool:
     
  10. wavetrain75

    wavetrain75 Useless Member

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    Have to admit agreeing with at least the second half of that one:

    14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
     
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    If I had the ability to pen something like that I would never give someone else the credit for it, even John Cleese. As it is I can barely write a few sentences in a post. It's still funny stuff and I still like John Cleese!
     
  12. Spiffums

    Spiffums I.C.P.

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    They can't revoke ****........... we have been invaded and conquered by Mexicans a long time ago............... and Kenya Village Idiots.