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Jock vs. Nerd

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 8, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    $ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

    $ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

    $ If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

    $ If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

    $ He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

    $ He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

    $ If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

    $ If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

    $ He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

    $ Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

    $ If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

    $ He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

    $ While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

    $ This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

    Amazing isn't it? However...

    $ If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

    $$$ Game over. Nerd wins.
     
  2. WolfmanGK

    WolfmanGK Super Plump

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    You mean the d00d who owns Ikea, right? The furniture guy wins.