A country boy went into town to apply for a job with the railroad. The only job they have open is for a signalman at a four-way crossing. To see if he was capable to do the job they ask him," You have a train coming east bound on track three and then a train coming south bound on track 4.Now comes a west bound train on track three and a north bound on track four. What do you do? The country boy thoughtt for a few minutes then he said," I'll call my cousin Jim Bob" The examiner ask him," Why in the hell would you call your cousin!" The country boy answers," Jim Bob aint never seen no train wreck and this one is gonna be a son of a biotch!"