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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 11, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."
    Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."
    Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an
    advisor."
    Employer: "More than we can use already."
    Applicant: As he is getting desperate, "I'm not proud, I can do
    paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a
    janitor."
    Employer: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for
    a person with your qualifications."
    Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, "work for you I'd
    have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"
    Employer: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a
    seat, we may have an opening."
     
  2. 7.62mmFMJ

    7.62mmFMJ Always Forward

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