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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 9, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned....couldn't concentrate.

    Then, I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

    After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.

    Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting.

    Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

    I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

    I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

    So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

    I finally got a job as a historian until I realized that there was no future in it.

    SO, I RETIRED, AND FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB!