My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned....couldn't concentrate. Then, I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn't fit for the job. I finally got a job as a historian until I realized that there was no future in it. SO, I RETIRED, AND FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB!