Job of the year

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 14, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A company, feeling it is time for a shake-up, hires
    a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the
    company of all slackers.
    On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy
    leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and
    he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO
    walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money
    do you make a week?"
    Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies,
    "I make $200 a week, why?"
    The CEO hands the guy $200 in cash and screams,
    "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
    Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO
    looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to
    tell me what that slacker did here?"
    With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters,
    "Pizza delivery !!"