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Job Interviews

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 21, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    (Managers and personnel directors of large corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experiences interviewing prospective employees... Here is what they said...)

    - A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.

    -interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.

    - Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewer's office.

    - Balding Candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a headpiece.

    - Applicant said if he was hired he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm. (OK if company is Harley Davidson, Bad choice if “Depends’)

    - Applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for advice on how to answer specific interview questions.

    - Candidate dozed off during interview.

    - "What is it that you people do at this company?"

    - "Why aren't you in a more interesting business?"

    - "Do I have to dress up for the next interview?"

    - "I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?"

    - "Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?"

    - "Does your health insurance cover pets?"

    - Women should not be allowed to drink in cocktail bars.

    - I get excited very easily.

    - I am fascinated by fire.

    - I like tall women.

    - Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct.

    - I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me.

    - "Why am I here?"
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Some funny stuff there;z ;z ;z ;z ;z