If you work for a big company, you know what it's like when you get your performance review - telling you how great or how lousy you performed. If you are a student, it's sort of like grades with lots of comments. But what do these terms really mean.? Here is a version that is probably quite close to the truth. - Average Employee: Not too bright. - Exceptionally Well Qualified:Made No Major Blunders Yet. - Active Socially: Drinks a lot - Family Active Socially: Spouse drinks, too. - Character Above Reproach: Still one step ahead of the law. - Zealous Attitude: Opinionated - Quick-Thinking: Offers plausible excuses. - Plans For Advancement: Buys drinks for all the boys. - Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs: Gets someone else to do it. - Expresses Themselves Well: Speaks in full sentences. - Meticulous: A nit picker. - Good Judgement: Lucky. - Career-Minded: Back-stabber. - Coming Along Well: About to be let go. - Of Great Value To The Organization: Gets to work on time. - Relaxed Attitude: Sleeps at desk. - Work Is First Priority: Too ugly to get a date. - Independent Worker: Nobody knows what he/she does. - Forward Thinking: Procrastinator. - Great Presentation Skills: Able To Bull****. - Good Communication Skills: Spends lots of time on phone. - Loyal: Can't get a job anywhere else. - Keen Sense Of Humor: Knows a lot of dirty jokes.