Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 26, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Joe escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He
    gets on the train and is seated next to a business man. He asks the man,
    "Are you Jewish?" The man says, "No." Joe apologizes. Ten minutes later,
    he asks, "You wouldn't happen to be Jewish would you?" The man replies,
    "No!" Joe immediately apologizes. Five minutes later he says, " Can I ask
    you a personal question....are you Jewish?" He shots, "NO!" Joe continues
    like this for the next four hours. When the train stops, the man runs
    away. When he gets to the hotel, he realizes there is someone next to him.
    It is Joe. Joe asks, Say, are you Jewish?" The man is so fed up that he
    says, "Yes." Joe says, "That's don't look Jewish at all!"