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Jewish Humor, Rabbi's ***

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by dhoomonyou, Jul 15, 2004.

  1. dhoomonyou

    dhoomonyou

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    A rabbi wanted to raise money for his synagogue and on being told there
    was a fortune in horse-racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it
    in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for a
    horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that
    since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races.
    To his surprise, the donkey came in third. -The next day the local paper
    carried this headline: RABBI'S *** SHOWS.


    The rabbi was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
    again, and this time it won. The local paper read: RABBI'S *** OUT
    FRONT.

    The Shul president was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
    ordered the rabbi not to enter the donkey in another race. Then next day,
    the local paper's headline read: SHUL PRESIDENT SCRATCHES RABBI'S ***

    This was too much for the Shul president, so he ordered the rabbi to
    get rid of the donkey. The rabbi decided to give it to the rebbetzin. The
    local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
    next day: REBBETZIN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.


    The Shul president fainted. He informed the rebbetzin that she would
    have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten
    dollars. The next day, the paper read: REBBETZIN SELLS *** FOR $10.

    This was too much for the Shul president, so he ordered the rebbetzin
    to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
    wild. Headlines read: REBBETZIN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE.

    The Shul president was buried the next day.