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Jewish Grandmother

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    May 19, 2009
    South Carolina
    A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her
    grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

    "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am
    in apartment 301 . There is a big panel at the front
    door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz
    you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right.
    Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get
    out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."

    "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all
    these buttons with my elbow?


    "What . . . .. .. You coming empty handed?"