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Jet fuel

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Mar 10, 2006.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    Tom and Roger were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as
    Aircraft mechanics in PITTSBURGH. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the Hangar with nothing to do.

    Tom said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
    Roger says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel
    And get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane
    Hootch and got completely smashed.

    The next morning Tom wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
    In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

    Then the phone rings. It's Roger.
    Roger says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
    Tom says, "I feel great. How about you?"
    Roger says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
    Tom says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing.
    We ought to do this more often."

    "Yeah, well there's just one thing."
    "What's that?"
    "Have you farted yet?"
    "No "

    "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in DENVER