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Jet Fuel Shots...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by JMag, Jun 27, 2008.

  1. JMag


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    Feb 7, 2001
    USA:Love it or leave!
    Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as Aircraft
    mechanics in Dallas , TX .

    One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with
    nothing to do.

    Bud says, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'

    Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a
    buzz. You wanna try it?'

    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and got
    completely smashed.

    The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In
    fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing. Then the
    phone rings. It's Jim.

    Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'

    Bud says, 'I feel great. How about you?'

    Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'

    Bud says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We
    ought to do this more often.'

    Jim says, 'Yeah, well there's just one thing'

    Bud asks, 'What's that?'

    Jim asks, 'Have you farted yet?'

    Bud says, 'No.'

    Jim says, 'Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver .'