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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 28, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Three Proofs of Jesus

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

    1. He went into his father's business

    2. He lived at home until the age of 33

    3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother
    was sure he was God

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

    1. He never got married

    2. He never held a steady job

    3. His last request was a drink

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

    1.His first name was Jesus

    2.He was always in trouble with the law

    3.His mother did not know who his father was

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

    1. He talked with his hands

    2. He had wine with every meal

    3. He worked in the building trades

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

    1. He called everybody brother

    2. He had no permanent address

    3. Nobody would hire him

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

    1. He never cut his hair

    2. He walked around barefoot

    3. He invented a new religion

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A REDNECK:

    1. He was always talking to sleazy women

    2. He was always hanging around his buddies telling
    fish stories

    3. Everybody crucified him.