Three Proofs of Jesus THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH: 1. He went into his father's business 2. He lived at home until the age of 33 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH: 1. He never got married 2. He never held a steady job 3. His last request was a drink THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN: 1.His first name was Jesus 2.He was always in trouble with the law 3.His mother did not know who his father was THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN: 1. He talked with his hands 2. He had wine with every meal 3. He worked in the building trades THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK: 1. He called everybody brother 2. He had no permanent address 3. Nobody would hire him THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN: 1. He never cut his hair 2. He walked around barefoot 3. He invented a new religion THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A REDNECK: 1. He was always talking to sleazy women 2. He was always hanging around his buddies telling fish stories 3. Everybody crucified him.