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Jar Of Olives

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Oct 11, 2012.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini.
    Before drinking it, he removed the olive and
    carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered
    another martini and did the same thing. After an
    hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was
    full of olives, he staggered out.

    “Well,” said a customer, “I never saw anything as
    peculiar as that!”

    “What’s so peculiar about it?” the bartender said.
    “His wife sent him out for a jar of olives.”
     
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    robin303 Helicopter Nut

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    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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