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"Jamaican Sandals"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, May 1, 2006.

  1. Glockdude1

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    "Jamaican Sandals"

    A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around
    the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this
    small sandal shop.

    From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You
    foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married couple
    walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I
    think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex. "

    Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
    the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being
    the sex God he was.

    The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex
    freak?"

    The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
    Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,
    and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this
    wild look in his eyes.......something his wife hadn't seen in many years!


    In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
    violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
    pants, and grabbed a firm hold of he Jamaican's hips.

    The Jamaican then began screaming,

    "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WONG FEET MON!!!"
    "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WONG FEET MON!!!!"



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