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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 22, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the local
    bar when he gets back from his honeymoon, and all the guys want to hear
    about his wedding night.
    Jake says, "Well, when we got to the hotel, my youngest son carried me up
    the stairs, undressed me, and lifted me onto the bed with my bride, so's
    me and her could spend the night together. The next morning all three of
    my sons came upstairs and lifted me off of her."
    The bartender says, "Why did it take three sons to get you off?"
    Jake says, "I fought 'em."