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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 2, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street.

    "Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "where you been for the past two
    weeks? Nobody seen you around!"

    "Dona talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been inna jail."

    "Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been inna jail?"

    "Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna dis beach, and
    the cops come, arrest me and throw me inna jail."

    "But dey dona throw you in jail just for lying onna da beach!"

    Luigi countered. "Yeah, but dis beach, she was a-screamin and a-
    kickin and a-yellin".
     
  2. HandyMan Hugh

    HandyMan Hugh NRA Life Member

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  3. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Dat'sa good one eh????

    :laughabove: