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Jail Vs. Work

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Slobberchops, Jul 8, 2004.

  1. Slobberchops

    Slobberchops WTF?!?!?

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    Apr 14, 2003
    IN spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
    AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

    IN get three meals a day.
    AT only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

    IN get time off for good behavior
    AT get more work for good behavior

    IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

    IN can watch TV and play games.
    AT get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN get your own toilet.
    AT have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

    IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT can't even speak to your family.

    IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
    AT get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    AT spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK...they are called managers.
  2. chris93473


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    Aug 21, 2002
    IN share a room with bubba
    AT share a room with your wife.