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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 17, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new
    Washington, DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get
    a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. It was then he noticed a
    jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the
    US Senate for assistance. The conversation went like this:

    "Good morning. This is Senator Kerry. How might I help you?"

    "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's.
    There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as
    to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

    Senator Kerry, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,
    "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care
    of last rites!"

    There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley
    then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify
    the next of kin."
     
  2. Slobberchops

    Slobberchops WTF?!?!?

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  3. jawjaboy

    jawjaboy Casual lead ho

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