So I was trying to watch that EDC video when my wife calls me at work. Seems my youngest daughter got into a little trouble at school for "making a poor play decision". At recess her and 3-4 other girls decided to play "vampires". Well my genius of a 7 year old, that has been having trouble making common sense decisions every now and then blurts out "You can't become a vampire unless you're bitten." So not knowing who started the biting (I'll find out when I get home tonight) they commence to bite each other or themselves on the arm. My daughter apparently has a bite mark. Well the teacher sees this and after recess takes them down to the principal's office to discuss the "proper" way to play during recess. While my wife is telling me this story I just burst out laughing so hard I can't breathe. All I can think of is "that darn Scooby-Doo teaching her bad stuff" because she doesn't watch anything that disturbing with me. Guess I have to get the laughs out of me before she gets home. Part of me chalks it up to kids being kids and making dumb choices, and the other part of me just wants to whack her in the back of the head and call her a dumb butt. Anyone else with funny kid stories?