It's so hot that ......

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Timor, Sep 16, 2007.

  1. Timor


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    Oct 2, 2000
    Near Raleigh, NC
    --the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are giving out wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rainchecks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
    --the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
    --the trees are whistling for the dogs.
    --the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
    --hot water now comes out of both taps.
    --you can make sun tea instantly.
    --you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
    --when the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) you feel a little chilly.
    --you discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
    --you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
    --you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
    --you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
    --your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, 'What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?'
    --you learn asphalt has a liquid state.
    --the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
    --farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
    --the cows are giving evaporated milk.
  2. BexarWolf

    BexarWolf Got Milk?

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    Jul 22, 2006
    Round Rock, Texas
    The below are actually true in South Texas every friggin' Summer. And you CAN actually fry an egg on the sidewalk on a good Summer day in South Texas.