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It's Dark In Here

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by USMCsilver, Jun 28, 2003.

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    Subject: Dark in here.......
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    >>A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
    >>
    >>Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
    >>bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts
    >>her lover
    >>in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
    >>
    >>The little boy says, "Dark in here."
    >>
    >>The man says, "Yes, it is."
    >>
    >>Boy - "I have a baseball."
    >>
    >>Man - "That's nice."
    >>
    >>Boy - "Want to buy it?"
    >>
    >>Man - "No, thanks."
    >>
    >>Boy - "My dad's outside."
    >>
    >>Man - "OK, how much?"
    >>
    >>Boy - "$250"
    >>
    >>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
    >>the
    >>closet together.
    >>
    >>Boy - "Dark in here."
    >>
    >>Man - "Yes, it is."
    >>
    >>Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
    >>
    >>The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
    >>
    >>Boy - "$750"
    >>
    >>Man - "Sold."
    >>
    >>A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
    >>outside and have a game of catch.
    >>
    >>The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
    >>
    >>The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
    >>
    >>Boy -"$1,000"
    >>
    >>The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
    >>that...that
    >>is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church
    >>and
    >>make you confess."
    >>
    >>They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
    >>confession booth and he closes the door.
    >>
    >>The boy says, "Dark in here."
    >>
    >>The priest says, "Don't start that crap again, you're in my closet now".
    >>
    >>