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It's College Football Season!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Aug 27, 2002.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    (1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs?
    ..........Drool.

    (2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
    ..........A full set of teeth.

    (3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
    ..........Grease her hips and push.

    (4) How do you get a Notre Dame graduate off your porch?
    ..........Pay him for the pizza.

    (5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
    ..........To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

    (6) Why is the UNM (Univ of New Mex.) football team like a possum?
    ..........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

    (7) What are the longest three years of a Oklahoma football player's life?
    ..........His freshman year.

    (8) How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
    ........None....That's a senior course.

    (9) Where was O.J. Simpson headed in the white Bronco?
    ..........Albuquerque, New Mexico. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

    AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

    (10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
    ..........You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.


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    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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