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It's Boudreaux

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Apr 20, 2007.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Way down in Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.

    She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You just had you-self a son! Ain't dat grand!"

    Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"

    The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you-self a daughter! She a pretty lil ting, too."

    Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Boudreaux, you just had you-self another boy!"

    When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their 3 children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere tree-in-one oil?"

    His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"

    Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-forty."
     
  2. StoneGiant

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    Well, it's nigh on two years since Boudreau had hisself a set of triplets, and who'da thunk it, but Boudreau's wife done got herself pregnant again.

    This time, the woman go into labor an der ain't no time to get her to the hospital. Luckily for Boudreau and his wife, his uncle Beauregard, the local vetranarian, is payin' a visit. As soon as the water breaks, ol' Beauregard holler to Boudreau, "Get some clean towels an' some hot water! An' it's gettin' dark in here, fire up that Coleman lantern!"

    Well, ol' Boudreau does as he's tole, and sure as shootin', the babies start poppin' out. "Der's one! An' it's a boy!" exclaims the vet.

    "An' here's a secon' one, an' it's a darlin' little girl!"

    Ol' Boudreau is startin' to feel like he's livin' life all over agin!

    "Dis one's another boy!" shouts the vet. At that point, Boudreau runs out into the swamp with the lantern.

    "Hey Boudreau, you get your *** back here with that Coleman!" shouts the vet.

    "Hell no!" exclaims Boudreau over his shoulder as he puts distance between him and the shack. "Dat light's attractin' em!"