Ten Signs That Your Life Is About To Change: 10. While watching the news, you spot your spouse marching in a Gay Pride parade. 9. The bank notifies you that your paycheck has bounced. 8. On a densely foggy morning, while driving in the center lane of a highway, you suddenly run out of gas. 7. You arrive at your wedding to find, two ushers, four bridesmaids, and six pallbearers. 6. You ask your doctor for a physical and he replies, "I'm sorry, I dont do autopsies." 5. The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast and the invitation begins with "Dear Weenie...". 6. While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following diaglogue box: "ICBM launch successful. Confirm strike? (Y/N)". 4. You receive an invitation from the Oval Office to "chew the fat". 3. You hear that your dentist has been arrested for using radioactive material as tooth-filling. 2. At the vacant house next door, you notice a U-haul van and a truck which looks very similiar to the one on the Beverly Hillbillies. 1. Your twelve-year-old daughter suddenly develops a craving for pickles and ice cream.