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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 22, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Ten Signs That Your Life Is About To Change:

    10. While watching the news, you spot your spouse marching in a Gay Pride parade.

    9. The bank notifies you that your paycheck has bounced.

    8. On a densely foggy morning, while driving in the center lane of a highway, you suddenly run out of gas.

    7. You arrive at your wedding to find, two ushers, four bridesmaids, and six pallbearers.

    6. You ask your doctor for a physical and he replies, "I'm sorry, I dont do autopsies."

    5. The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast and the invitation begins with "Dear Weenie...".

    6. While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following diaglogue box: "ICBM launch successful. Confirm strike? (Y/N)".

    4. You receive an invitation from the Oval Office to "chew the fat".

    3. You hear that your dentist has been arrested for using radioactive material as tooth-filling.

    2. At the vacant house next door, you notice a U-haul van and a truck which looks very similiar to the one on the Beverly Hillbillies.

    1. Your twelve-year-old daughter suddenly develops a craving for pickles and ice cream.