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Italian Sports Mechanic

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 4, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends about his sons:

    "I'ma so prouda my oldest son. He maka fifty thousand dollar evra year. Hesa Engineer!"

    "I even more prouda ma second son. He maka five hundred thousand dollar a year. Hesa Doctor!"

    "But, I'ma da proudest a ma youngest son. He maka Five million dollar a year. Hesa Sports Mechanic!"

    Paolo, his friend asks: "What's a Sports Mechanic?"

    Lorenzo replies: "Wella, he can fixa everytin. He fixa da horseraces, he fixa da boxin matcha......."