Italian Doctors invent new tool to remove foreign bodies

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  1. Gun Shark

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    Full Disclosure... Content in link is PG-13 and comes with an X-RAY image of a certain item inside a person.

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    Umm wow...gives meanin to the statement “so far up your rear...”
     

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    I will keep this in mind. Just in case. For a friend of course.



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    My solution would have been pumpinga gallon of olive oil in there, expecting it to squirt out.
    Waste of olive oil, I know.

    Ok. I'm kidding.
     
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    NDcent Socially Inept

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    So, I take away from the article that 2 feet of dildo up your arse can work out ok, but 30 inches will cause you to blow out a bowel; who knew? :dunno:
     
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    I love some foreign bodies. Claudia Cardinale comes to mind.
     
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    Rellik Kwisatz Haderach in Training

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    I thought it might be the phd's of mech engineering at Berretta coming up with a copper clad, tungsten penetrator, with a hollow cavity (to hold bacon grease) to remove the foreign invaders.
     
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    happyguy Man, I'm Pretty

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    I can think of at least one poster on here who should keep one of those handy.

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    Some doctor just won a shot on cover of the next issue of JAMA for this.

    Oh, the irony!
     
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    George Takei: Oh My! :)
     
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    You can make one of those out of a nylon fish stringer just mind the metal.
     
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    Here is a thought...tie a rope onto that monster before you start!

    I bet that's fun for the Dr/inventor at dinner parties. "Yes, I invented a medical device to fish dildos out of people's butts."
     
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    Score one for universal health care.
     
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    Wonder if they found his class ring?
     
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    Rectal foreign bodies. Always worth a laugh.
     
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    Knew a surgeon who worked in NYC at St. Vincents in Greenwich Village....he had a lecture on "Social Diseases of the Rectum" U would not believe what he fished out over the years...hammers, screwdrivers, coke bottles....
     
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    What’s his gt screen name?
     
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    Huh, thought it might be a catapult we could deploy on the border.
     
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    Rellik Kwisatz Haderach in Training

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    In the book - Everything You Want to know About Sex, Butt were Afraid to ask, there's a chapter on this, any kinda household item. The emer tech said lightbulbs were the worse. There's no place to grab with forcepts, and if the bulb breaks they now had a major problem.

    Que up Bishop Bullwinkle - to hell with the Naw Naw Naw!