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It was a hot summer's day...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pdxbubba, Jun 18, 2004.

  1. pdxbubba

    pdxbubba

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    It was a hot summer's day, and Luke was in the marina fishing and having a few beers aboard his boat, patriotically named the "Fourth of July."

    He was waiting for his friend, Opie, to arrive so they could go for a cruise. Opie was late, unfortunately, because he had to pick up his wife from her appointment with the obstetrician.

    Her examinations were cheap because the doctor, a fellow named Juan, was Opie's cousin. Anyway, the appointment went over time, and Opie was late getting to the marina.

    Luke had been drinking all this time, and was feeling no pain. When he saw Opie finally walking down the pier, he jumped up, staggered to the side of the boat to wave to his friend, and nearly fell in.

    Opie got there just in time to grab Luke. Thus, it was that O. B. Juan's kin, Opie, saved Luke from falling to the dock side of the Fourth.
     
  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    You need help. Serious help. LOL
     

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    NeoG19 Go Bulls

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