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It sucks getting old

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Mrs. VR, Jun 7, 2012.

  1. Mrs. VR

    Mrs. VR Sharon, you will be missed.

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    You may remember a few weeks ago when I posted about my son foiling a B&E at my inlaws. The subpoena arrived today and I read through the envelope "appear with your minor child" and his name, and for about five seconds I COMPLETELY FORGOT about the entire incident, and honest to goodness thought he had gotten in some kind of trouble and didn't tell us. I mean, my heart sped up, I was getting tunnel vision, spots.

    It's like I punk'd myself! :crazy: :rofl:


    This is so going down in the family lore. He's gonna :upeyes: at me when he gets home.
     
  2. JBnTX

    JBnTX 2 Timothy 2:15

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    That's not getting old, that's becoming senile.
    Big difference.

    :rofl:
     

  3. Mrs. VR

    Mrs. VR Sharon, you will be missed.

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    You have no idea. My daughter watched the whole thing play out across my face and :rofl::rofl: at me. :rollingeyes:
     
  4. concretefuzzynuts

    concretefuzzynuts Brew Crew

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    That's one of the first signs of getting old.... and I forget what the other ones are.

    :supergrin:
     
  5. DaverZ

    DaverZ

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    HA older ya get the harder it sux lol .getting old aint for sissies lol
     
  6. countrygun

    countrygun

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    I had to go back and reread the OP twice to remember what it was about.



    Then i forgot what I was going to say.
     
  7. HerrGlock

    HerrGlock Scouts Out CLM

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    Doctor please, some more of these
    Outside the door
    She took four more...
     
  8. Mrs. VR

    Mrs. VR Sharon, you will be missed.

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    I can't wait til I get to where I can't remember that I've read a book. As it is now, I will buy one and then start it and realize I've read it before. At least it'll all be new and I won't feel as dumb. :tease:
     
  9. mhambi

    mhambi κολασμένος

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    I'd send you my copy of the Joe Jackson Memory System, but I forgot where I put it.
     
  10. Mrs. VR

    Mrs. VR Sharon, you will be missed.

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    I just picked him up from drivers Ed. As expected, he laughed heartily at me. I bet he won't be laughing so hard when he's pureeing my food!! :fred:

    :supergrin:
     
  11. Batesmotel

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    I love my Jerry Johnson Memory System. :supergrin:
     
  12. bear62

    bear62 Armed Bear

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    Mrs. V or is it Mrs. R or perhaps Mrs. RV (I camp in a RV) ..... or what ever it is ..... I forget .......:rofl::rofl:

    Anyway I'm 70 something and life is very good ...... or at least I think it is .......:supergrin:
     
  13. Magnus2131

    Magnus2131 Glock Gimp

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    What a drag it is getting old..:rofl:
     
  14. Angry Fist

    Angry Fist Dehumanizer® Lifetime Member

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    If you ain't draggin' you ain't old.... that goes for the ladies as well. :tbo:
     
  15. ichirensha

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    My wife came to me one day and said that she thought a couple of animals had gotten in a fight in her greenhouse because there was fur everywhere. I went in there and saw clumps of brown and gray fur laying on the ground and told her I thought maybe a couple of opposums had realy gotten into in there. I could have sworn that it was animal hair but she had played a joke on me and reminded me that she'd cut my hair in there the previous week and that it was my "fur".
     
  16. Kevin108

    Kevin108 THIS IS IN ALL CAPS

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    Where I swear to something as gospel, my girl likes to play this game where she simply asks, "Oh yeah? What did you have for dinner night before last?" :dunno:
     
  17. Z71bill

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    On the way to lunch today -

    Just as we pulled up and parked - I remembered something important I needed to tell my wife - Figured I would wait until we were seated - but know things can slip my mind so --

    I say - Don't let me forget - I need to tell you about ????

    We get back in the car after lunch - I say CRAP I forgot to tell you ???? at lunch - what was it I needed to talk to you about?

    She did not remember either.

    That was 6+ hours ago - I still can't recall WTF it was -

    Hopefully by tomorrow I will have completely forgotten about forgetting.
     
  18. concretefuzzynuts

    concretefuzzynuts Brew Crew

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    A mind is a terrible thing.....damn, I forget the rest.
     
  19. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    He'll be doing what in your food? You're still a puppy, enjoy it.
     
  20. Mrs. VR

    Mrs. VR Sharon, you will be missed.

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    :supergrin:

    I Was thinking I might buy myself a gift and hide it next.